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WaZelda
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Iloveflash
• 8/22/2014

CHRISTMAS CAPS LOCK PARTY IN AUGUST

WELCOME TO THE CHRISTMAS CAPS LOCK PARTY. IN AUGUST. YES, THIS IS A WEIRD TIME TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY, BUT THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING AND YOU'RE TAKING PART AND NO BUTS OR WHATS ABOUT IT.

THE RULES FOR THIS PARTY ARE SIMPLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TYPE IN CAPS LOCK AND USE FULL-STOPS. NO QUESTION MARKS OR EXCLAMATION MARKS AND CERTAINLY NO LOWERCASE LETTERS. UNDERSTAND. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. ALL RIGHT THEN.

I WILL BE YOUR HOST, PRESENTING ALL THE EVENTS. KUDOS TO LERFISH FOR DECIDING WE SHOULD HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST. MADMAN.

EVENT NUMBER 1: YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR OF LERFISH'S HOUSE. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO.

MY ANSWER: I BOW AND DO PLIE.

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Benderboyboy
WaZelda
Foolz3h
Iloveflash
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• 9/1/2014

RULE VIOLATOR DETECTED. ALL PUNCTUATION BESIDES PERIODS ARE BANNED. COMMENCING PUNISHMENT.

PUNISHMENT FAILED. (I WAS THE GUY ON THE LEFT.)

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• 9/2/2014

MUHAH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT STOP ME! FOR I AM AWESOME !

(I AM REALLY THE GUY ON THE LEFT)

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• 9/2/2014
BRO DO YOU EVEN THRUST.
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• 9/2/2014
I...I...AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE...surprisingly don't. OMG. I STOPPED USING CAPS. RUN AWAY.
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• 9/5/2014

EVENT 3:

AFTER 11 DAYS AT LERFISH'S HOUSE WITH NO FOOD, WE ALL DECIDE TO MAKE OUR BEST DISHES. WRITE THE COOKING INSTRUCTIONS TO YOUR BEST DISH IN ALL CAPS.

OMLETTES-WITH-LOVE

YOU WILL NEED:
-2 EGGS
-2 TBSP OF SUGAR
-2 TBSP OF SEASONING SALT (I.E. ADOBE OR LAWRY'S)
-3 TBSP OF ONION POWDER
-2 SLICES OF YOUR FAVORITE CHEESE
-RANDOM SMALL AMOUNT OF OIL

TO MAKE:
1. PUT COOKING PAN ON THE STOVE. LIGHT FIRE AT MAXIMUM. PUT IN RANDOM SMALL AMOUNT OF OIL TO COVER WHOLE PAN.
2. MIX EGGS, SUGAR, SALT, ONION POWDER IN A BOWL OR CUP. BEAT THAT EGG SILLY.
3. DEPOSIT EGGS IN WELL-HEATED PAN AND LOWER HEAT TO LIGHT.
4. DROP AND DO PUSHUPS FOR 1 MINUTE. FAIL TEN SECONDS IN AND CURL UP ON THE FLOOR CRYING FOR REMAINING FIFTY SECONDS.
5. FLIP EGGS WHEN MOSTLY SOLID AND BOTTOM IS GOLDEN-BROWN. COOK FOR TWENTY SECONDS, TURN OFF STOVE.
6. ADD CHEESE TO THE GOLDEN-BROWN CENTER AND FOLD EGG IN HALF.
7. SERVE LIKE A BOSS.

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• 9/5/2014

HOW TO MAKE FIRST PRICE BREAD.


YOU WILL NEED.

7 NOK


TO MAKE.

1.GO TO A STORE IN NORWAY.

2. LOCATE FIRST PRICE BREAD ON THE SHELF.

3. PICK UP FIRST PRICE BREAD.

4. CARRY FIRST PRICE BREAD TO THE CASH REGISTER.

5. GIVE 7 NOK TO THE SHOP MAN (OR LADY).

6. CARRY FIRST PRICE BREAD HOME.

7. (IMPORTANT) TAKE FIRST PRICE BREAD OUT OF FIRST PRICE BREAD BAG.


8. SERVE FIRST PRICE BREAD WITH JAM.

9. (OPTIONAL) CONGRATULATE WAZELDA ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

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• 9/5/2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAZ. HOW MANY GUNSHOTS SHOULD I FIRE INTO THE AIR.

ALSO HOLY SHIT I SAID TBSP I MEANT TEASPOON LOL I HOPE NO ONE HAS MADE THIS YET.

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• 9/5/2014
FIRE TBSP SHOTS IN THE AIR BRA.
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• 9/5/2014

I WANT PI SHOTS FIRED.

I JUST ASSUMED TBSP STOOD FOR TWO BAGS OF SIGNIFICANT PROPORTIONS SO MY LOVEMELETTE ENDED UP PRETTY WEIRD.

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• 9/6/2014

I JUST ASSUMED TBSP MEANT THE BIG SPACE PE-UHH....NEVERMIND. FORGET WHAT I SAID.

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